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I am playing as a Demonspawn Chaos Knight on Stone Soup version 5.0. I choose this combination because it best describes Chuck Norris (except maybe a Troll Monk).<br />
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I will start by saying that I am not a very good Crawler. The farthest I ever got was level 5 of the Snake Pits (where I was killed by some Orc Saint person).<br />
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== Dungeon Level 1 ==<br />
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"Blood and Souls for Makhleb", Chuck said. He wondered, "Can I roundhouse kick people in this game?" Chuck ran around axing everything that moved to death. "This is just like real life", he thought, "except I can't roundhouse kick people (sob)." He managed to level up! He also gained the ability to gain power from killing.<br />
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== Dungeon Level 2 ==<br />
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Chuck got some +2 boots and a +2,+4 axe. "Wow", he thought. As he ran around he found Sigmund. He managed to lose Sigmund after running in circles. When Chuck leveled up to 3 Blue Scales grew up and covered his entire body. Now Chuck has AC +9 and EV +9. Chuck turned a corner, ran into, and killed Sigmund. "HA HA HA.", Chuck laughed, "I can defeat anything."<br />
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== Dungeon Level 3 ==<br />
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Chuck immediately ran into a centaur. DOWN THE STAIRS!!!<br />
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== Dungeon Level 4 ==<br />
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Chuck quaffed all the potions in his inventory. First he was slowed, the poisoned, healed, and then he gain strength. After leveling up to 6, Chuck returned to level 3 and killed the centaur.<br />
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== Dungeon Level 3 ==<br />
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A cursed ring of magical power and a cursed ring of tellaportation. Oh well, Chuck will just have to wait for a scroll to uncurse it. Chuck can now harness Maklheb's minor destruction.<br />
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== Dungeon Level 5 ==<br />
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"Gah!!!," Chuck exclaimed after exploring half of the level. His ring teleported him right next to two orc priests, an orc warrior, Edmund, and 3 orcs!!! He quaffed a potion and it was a potion of decay.<br />
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Oh well... This wasn't the best player ever...<br />
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